this was the most surreal experience of my life this girl with a Tiny Pony walked past me and didn’t acknowledge me at all and this like heavenly glow was following the Tiny Pony and a bee landed on my face??? i think i had a spiritual experience.
I think I’ve read enough Greek mythology to tell you that you may be pregnant now
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
This had 398 likes in ten seconds.
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I almost forgot my briefcase!
It’s full of all my doguments.
Pun game strong
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THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
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